Thank you, brunch, for being alcoholism with a side of toast.
Finding someone worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with.
did you know that months that begin on sundays will always have a friday the 13th?
or that coca cola would be green if food coloring wasn’t added to it?
or that more people are killed each year from bees than snakes?
or that camels have 3 eyelids?
or that you cant kill yourself by holding your breath?
or that there’s a city called Rome on every continent?
or that dolphins sleep with one eye open so a bitch nigga can’t try to sneak up?
did you know my nigga??????
When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.